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 New
Shoes to Fill
As the bassist for both Ozzy and Voivod, Jason Newsted is proof that
good things come to those who rock.
If you think you're busier than Jason Newsted, then congratulations
on being absolutely wrong. After joining Voivod and earning the bass
slot in Ozzy's backup band (recently vacated by Rob Trujillo, who
left to take Jason's old spot in Metallica), Jason's real fun
has just begun. (more)
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 The
Good, the Bad and the Pussy
Tales of Al Green, flying 2x4s, tractors
and kittens, as told by Nashville Pussy.
As
time goes on, Nashville
Pussy just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Their
no-frills, no-manners, no-apologies style of southern
rock and roll has earned them a Grammy nomination and taken
them around the world for virtually non-stop tours. The band's
"shock" reputation in the early days brought them
attention, but their blues-driven rock music keeps them in
the spotlight, a step above the talentless shock rock bands that
now drown in a sea overflowing with packaged rebellion and artistic
dishonesty. (more) |
 DJ
Amber
Residence: Oakland
Style: Hard, pounding, bone-jarring acid techno
"This
is a real comfortable town and a great part of the world to be a
female DJ." (more)
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 3rdrail
Residence: East Bay
Style: Melodic, groove-oriented hard rock with razor-sharp, soulful
guitar precision
"B.B.
King's in my stereo right now, but I was listening to Carcass on
the way here." (more) |
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 Bling
on a Budget
How to keep up with the hip-hop fashion trends without blowing "illin'" amounts of your hard-earned Benjamins.
The life of a rap star has many obvious perks: stacks of hundred-dollar bills, freely-pouring top-shelf liquor, pussy galore, getting paid to swear incessantly, posthumous album releases. It is most certainly a step up from the life of the average rap FAN: tightwad parents, increasing fast-food prices, a slow and unreliable Internet connection, failing grades at school. This guide hopes to move the reader from category "B" to category "A" by showing you how you can build up your own wardrobe of rap-related accessories (heretofore referred to as "bling"), all at bargain prices! (more)
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 Dollar
Binge
Scouring
the Bay Area music stores' dollar clearance bins for diamonds in the
rough
Ah, the dollar bin. It takes many forms, from the vast crapucopia
of forgotten and unknown CDs at Amoeba to the wasteland of failed
major label tax write-offs available for the plucking on half.com.
For the omnivorous music nerd, after a lifetime of blowing scads of
money on out-of-print EPs and exorbitant imports, it’s a rare
thrill to get a new addition to the collection for the cost of a taco.
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