Wow. We're back.

Wow. So are you.

Without cluttering this stream of incredibly sexy words with pesky wastes of space like "facts" and "exact numbers," allow me to inform you that the first issue of Perfect Pitch Online was extremely well received, and our web host was bombarded by an enormous number of visitors - a numerical value so shockingly high that, for simplicity's sake, we've rounded the exact figure up to "several."

Rest assured, friends, the cyber-party has only just begun. For this issue, not only did we get an interview with DJ and ghetto tech innovator Disco D (who no doubt will be too cool to talk to us again once his new album breaks), but we also nailed an interview with drummer Paul Bostaph - his first since leaving Slayer and joining Systematic, a.k.a. the wet dream of the Bay Area metal scene.

I also had yet another sparkling conversation with Anthrax frontman John Bush, who I've interviewed before and initially met through a mutual friend and amateur sex offender named Bob Nalbandian. Not to kiss the band's ass or anything, but the new Anthrax album - which arrived at my house quickly and safely inside a thick, mangled FedEx package labeled "ANTHRAX" - is amazing.

Don't you have some perusing to do? By all means, my loyal visitors, snoop around. Yes, both of you. If you have any suggestions for the site, I'll be in the fetal position.

I was made for lovin' you,
Erik Fong

Now playing: Leonard Cohen - "Everybody Knows"