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 Shredded Pop
For the low price of just one box of rice a day, you too can be a guitar shredder like Marty Friedman.
It seems like only yesterday that ex-Megadeth guitarist Marty Friedman was in the Bay Area speed metal band Cacophony with fellow virtuoso Jason Becker. But that was 15 years ago, and a few things have changed since then.
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 Jucified
Meet Jucifer, stoner metal’s sexier answer to Sonny and Cher.
It’s official, ladies and gentlemen. According to a recent Playboy.com poll, Jucifer’s Amber Valentine is the second hottest woman in indie rock, right behind Neko Case. But to reduce Valentine and her bandmate/boyfriend Ed Livengood to a standard of waist measurements, cup sizes and physical hotness wouldn’t do this duo’s music any justice – not by a long shot. (more)
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 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
Residence: San Francisco
Style: Your standard rock band with homemade instruments, a Dead Village People-ish fashion sense, time signatures with attention deficit disorder and tripped-out avant rock melodies. So they’re really just like everyone else.
“Everyone else in the band is a totally prolific music listener. But about eight or nine months ago I had a purge where I just got rid of all of my CDs.” (more)
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 Tonal Chaos
Residence: San Francisco
Style: Nine-piece improvisational vocal ensemble (think Wayne Brady x 9 + talent – campy faux-humor)
“We don’t write anything down. Everything we do is improv. We don’t repeat anything. The evening is completely spontaneous.” (more) |
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 Six Degrees of Harry Chapin
The AllMusic.com Game
There’s only so much donkey-porn you can download, and looking up the current value of your childhood Starsky and Hutch action figures on Ebay is just depressing. What else is there to do on the Internet? Not much, but Perfect Pitch Online has stumbled across a new twist on an old game, perfect for unrepentant and hopeless music geeks with an evening (or a decade) to kill.
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 I Want My Public Access TV
Music television doesn’t have to suck.
It’s common knowledge that music trends always come full circle, and if my hot pants and recent discovery of this brand new duo from Philadelphia called “Hall and Oates” are any indication of my super-ultra-hipster status, then you’ll trust my cutting-edge vision when I publicly predict that the next Adam Curry and Tabitha Soren are right around the corner.
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